HUGE EFFING STORY
ah. Today was a good day. Well lets start with last night ok kids?
Last night Jen picked me up and we went to washington cause we suck. So we were off. We were driving arround, just chilling out. We went to Long John Silvers in Wash. Jen ordered cheese sticks and fries and we talked to heather @ the drive though about Bill.
Then where DID we go?
OHHHH I remember now..... well here's the suck-butt part cause well if you were there you know why. (CHASE THAT FUCKER!*#@^%! - heh) So we went to an undisclosed location and then after about a 25 min high speed chase, we went to Eat 'n' Park in wash.
(HEY!! BTW!! DIDJA know they are putting in an eat 'n' park in belle vernon by wal*mart -AAAND- eat 'n' park is a tri state restaruant!!! hehe)
We Ordered desert cause desert is good. Then we went to Big Bird (giant eagle) cause bill was working. He got promoted from stocking cat food at 12am to stacking paper plates and cereal at 12am. But starting next week, he won't be working night time shift.
Yes Kids, Bill will have a life soon. HE'S BEING PROMOTED
TO HOT FOODS! *oogles* hehe.
[speaking of jobs, I'd like to take this time out now to say WHOOP! for Paul cause he has a job now. yay for Paul! *flashes*]
So we saw Bill, and asked him about the moldly loster in the tank and why he was moldy, if they make good pets, what do they eat, and if we could speak to the "lobster bitch". The lobster bitch left just as I was deciding to name the moldy one Ophelia (oh-feel-ya). = We need a skinny one though cause those suckers are $12.99/LB (EEEK!). I got a reallllllllly cool glow in the dark pacifier. Ask to see pisc....
So after we made our purchase @ giant eagle, we got a bunch of job applications, and bought n*sync and Metallica sitckers, and put them on the shaggin waggon (bill's van). We filled out the job applications and wrote stuff on the flyers and stuck them inbetween the doors on his van >=) When Bill emerged at 6am, he found his beloved wagon in shambles. >=)
MUAHHAHAHHA
-Today-
Today is/was our town's centennial thingie so we had all kinds of cool stuff going on here all day.
I went to washingon, yet again with jen, to pac sun, and to get her a new belly ring. It sucks but its non-returnable, so, not much you can do.
We headed back into town for the parade. We parked and found my Mom, John, Gram, my Aunt, and Uncle. We watched the parade. and stuff.
(interesting little side note - on the way home, this guy shot himself at his house and we saw all the caution tape and a stretcher. = )
So after that we walked arround alot and jen realized she left her purse with my mom. A purse which harbored jen's keys.
Jen and I went home, ate chex mix, rice cakes, listened to my mp3 stash. Chelsea, Leah, & Emily (E) came over, they joined the party. My neighbor came over as well. Chelsea called her mom and Emily & Leah went swimming @ Chels. Ryan went to see a movie. I changed, Jen and I walked BACK to the park in hopes of finding my Mom or her purse. We got both and went to find something to eat. On our way to the car, we spot no other then Justin, Mandy, and Paul. *chit chat*
FOOD IS IMPORTANT
so Jen and I went to Mc Donalds and got food. Fries and a Salad Shaker. Mmmm Salad Shakers effing rool. Jen and I came back to the park, and sat with Justin, Mandy and Paul. We ate, we shared, we talked.(BEER EFFING SUCKS!)
So the lights went out making it terrofying and the fireworks started. We made this cool little pile-o-people thing which kept everyone warm. mmm Warm...
Jen and I went to BK after the fireworks to get free stuff. She dropped me off at home where Chelsea was waitng to see why I didn't come up to the house to watch fireworks. I explained the deal to her and she's cool so all was ok. She took her sibilings home and Ryan and I followed her down so she could hang out with us some more.
Emily, Chelsea and I hung out at the park while drunk 40 yr old guys hit on me (standard). We walked back to my place 'round 12:15 and Nikki took them both home since my neighbor decided to be a homo and not show up to give them a ride home ontime....
I was supposed to be home @ 12, 12:30 is when I stepped in. My mom is cool so she just asked what happened and I told her and shes like "Have you seen your bro?" and I said no, but he was "going to get fucking trashed".
Mom went to bed- or so I thought. She layed there for about 10 min. Then got up and was thumbing through the phone book looking for places to call and find my bro. She was unsuccessful.
With cel-phone in hand. Mom set out down the street, and not 5 min later returned with a drunk, pissed off, tired, embarassed, hormonal 13 year old. AKA my Bro Chris. They fought and Mom cried ( =*( ) and now my brother is under a tight thumb.
If you listen closely, you can hear my brother bowing to the porcelin god right now. *BLAAAHHH* The second reason I don't drink.
(1. I get drunk easily - 1 beer. 2. Puking up something you just drank just sucks. 3. When you are drunk, you are not thinking clearly or rationally, which effects your decision making and I don't want to do something that I will hate myself for when I wake up.)
I'm not saying I'm a perfect angel. 'Cause I'm NOT, but drinking to get drunk is soooo not a "goal" of mine. I'll ddrink on occasion, but I never drink just to get trashed. But, if your gonna do it, and your gonna hit on me. PLEASE DON'T BE 30+!!!!!!!!!
~Shannon~
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