all effed up
It's only noon and everything that could go wrong today has.
The moving lady came to get a final count on everything we are taking for the big move. When my brother's friend comes to the house carrying my brother in his arms. The comversation goes as follows:
Shannon- what the hell is going on
Jimmy- he got hit by a car
Shannon- WHAT CAR?
Chris- that blue car that brought me up here...
Shannon - (takes chris into her arms and carrys him into the house) MOM, Chris got hit by a car.
Mom - OMG! WTF!!! OH GOD!!!! NOT NOW!!!!
Moving Lady - (exits and promises to call later)
Lady who hit my bro - I FEEL SO RESPONISBLE!!! (im like, NO SHIT? you ARE FUCKING RESPONSIBLE!!!!!!!)
Mom- OK, your going to get xrayed...
Chris - (after 10 min of protesting agrees)
Mom, Jimmy, the lady all exit to death valley... leaving instructions that the futon people are comming in an hour & to just sign for it.
ENTER FUTON MEN
Futon Man 1 - Where do you want it?
Shannon- Right there.
Futon Man 1 & 2 Begin bringing in all nessicery futon components.
Futon Man 1 - O.K. everything is paid for, but we need a copy of your credit card to verify that this futon belongs to this house.
Shannon- Oh, um, well, My Mom bought the futon, and my brother just got hit by a car, and she said all I had to do was sign for it...
Futon Man 2 grunts and suggests to call the company to see what their ingenious idea is, Futon Man 1 complys and asks to use the phone
Futon Man 2 to Futon Man 1 - Dude, I'm not bringing this damned thing all the way out here again...
Futon Man 1 - O.K. we gotta take the damned thing all the way back, and set up a new delevery date.
Futon Man 2 - Sorry about your brother, I hope he's feeling better.
Futon Man 1 - Yeah, good luck, I'll see you in a while I guess....
So, as you can clearly see, there is NEVER a dull moment at my house....
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