fucking coolest shoes ever
"Pick up the reciever, I'll make you a believer" Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus
unf! unf! unf!
I have got to say. These are quite possibly, no, these are DEFINATELY the coolest fucking shoes ever. Ever. In anyones life. These are fucking cool.
I was a little suspicious before, but I am absolutely convinced. I am a Drag Queen trapped in a womans body.
As many of you know, I have rather large feet for a woman. Size 11/12. It is damned near impossible for me to find dress shoes. If I ever want to have wedding shoes, I should of started looking 8 years ago.
Or at least that's what I thought. Until last night. Laugh if you must (hell, I am!) but, I can't believe I didn't think of this before - Looking for shoes, on drag queen clothing suppliers websites. Yes. I know. Drag Queen? Ahh. But, the SHOES are just so DARLING! ANNND - THEY ARE IN MY SIZE AND BIGGER! :D I am very excited at this new opportunity. Last night, I think I spent over $250 in shoes. Including the beauties you see above. I am very very exctied. I only wish I could spend my day at work looking on Queen sites for shoes! I think that might break some kind of HR policy though.
Speaking of breaking policy - Michael the Mormon Masterbater is Still wacking freely in the bask of the office lighting every morning. Ahhh. Sweet orgasm.
You know, I don't think that I say that word enough - orgasm. I actually am very fond of the word as well as the action. ;D Acually, there are alot more words that I don't think I say enough. Fuck not being one of them. I say that word entierly too much. I think I say it on average, 5 times a day. Ah. At a quick glance, I have said "fucking" twice before this paragraph. :D I'm under quota...
That reminds me - I am happy to report that I am well rationed(?) in the fucking department (got one more in!). Maybe talking about my lack of sex on my trip back to PA helped kick him in the ass a little.
Ohhhh! I was so pissed off at Jacob last night! He is taking visual basic, or some class like that. He's doing it online, so it's pretty much a self guided tour if you will. So I asked him last night, how his class was going. And he told me he dropped out. It is the only class he is taking. He is working evenings and saturdays at block. And he dropped out of the fucking (ding!) class!!!! I was so mad! I'm not mad that he dropped the class, but I am mad that he does this like, every fucking semester! He'll sign up for shit, and do it half way, and half assed, and he drops it because its not the class he thought it was, he's bored with it, he doens't have time for it, blah, blah, blah. Ugh. So, I asked him how long it had been since he dropped, and he said, just this past week. Well, being the stealth ninja I am, I got into his email, and found out that he dropped the class BEFORE we went back to PA! That was almost a MONTH ago!!! URD!
That really yanks my yoinker.
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